Alimony Quotes

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Alimony — the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
o A Book of Burlesques by H.L. Mencken

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
o New York American by Arthur Baer

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else’s cash.
o Louder and Funnier by P.G. Wodehouse

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Alimony is the curse of the writing class.
o Norman Mailer

The vie de bohème is a way of life that has two formidable enemies – time and marriage. Even hooligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever.
o Quentin Crisp